Senator CrazyTom Cottonbrain

Sen. CtazyTom CottonBrain from Arkansas has sent a letter to the leaders of Iran warning them that any agreement they sign with the Nazi-Tyrant-Islamo-Fascist traitor Obama will not be worth the sheepskin it is written on because the next president will rip it up and use it for ......

Senator  CrazyTom CottonBrain was asked the purpose of his letter. He said it was to let the Iran Mullahs know they are no longer dealing with the Islamic traitor Husseini Obama but with the finest Republican men and women of this country.

Here is a portion of the interview:

CC: What do you think will be their reaction?

CrazyTom: They will realize that the US has now been rescued by patriots from Islamic terrorism.

CC: Does this mean Iran will withdraw from the negotions?

CottonBrain: These are not negotiations . They are a unilateral, unconditional surrender to the Islamo-Fascist Mullah world Sharia state. The surrender terms are dictated by the Tyrant-Nazi Islamo
Fascist Sharia appeaser Mullah Barack Hussieni Obamo-Fascist in chief.

CC: There are verified reports that Islamo-Fascist Sharia ISIS armored divisions are massing on the
Mexican border. What should be done?

CottonBrain: First, our military (all heads bow), must seize the White House and take that uppity black son of a bitch and hang his ass from a tree in Lafayette Square which will be renamed Freedom Square.

CC: Who would become President?

CrazyTom: Me, until the next election.

Ross Douchebag

Who is this Ross Douchebag and how many kids does he have? Oh, he doesn't have any kids. 

Obama's Bin Laden team

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THE NRA KILLS PEOPLE

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THE NRA KILLS PEOPLE.
AND I AM THE NRA

Personally I think Jimbo Holmes was not carrying enough weaponary for his mission. The AR-15 with a hundred round mag could very easily have jammed. I would have added a MAC-10, maybe two, for backup. Of course Holmes may not have had the training on the MAC-10 he would have needed; liberals in Colorado have probably made the training illegal. 


I do not understand at all the choice of a shotgun as part of the kill package. It provides no advantage in kill ratio on a crowd, the accuracy lost with a shotgun is simply not compensated for by any increase in rate of fire. Holmes should have left the shotgun home (he could have rigged it as a very effective booby trap) and substituted one or two Glock G22s with additional mags. 


I would have completed Jimbo's special action wet kit with two KA-BAR combat knives. 


Yours truly, and keep shooting,


Wayne "ShooterMan" LaPierre

THE PARADE OF HORRIBLE VEGETABLES

Antonin Scalia doesn't want the government forcing him to buy broccoli. If they can make you buy broccoli, they can make you buy carrrots, then peas, then squash, then spinach....then the worst imaginable...BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!! Scalia will not let Obama get away with this monstrosity.

SARAH PALIN IN AFGHANISTAN

Sarah Palin loves the smell of dead Afghan savages in the morning.

When they start to swell up after a coupla' hours they get to lookin' like Eskimos, don'tcha think?

Hey, will somebody please throw an Afghan over this Afghan?
http://www.pajhwok.com/en/2012/03/12/us-soldier-shoots-17-civilians-dead-kandahar-video 

The Bishop demonstrates proper birth control techniques